I'm working on getting my blog going again, and I was told that my weekly quotes were sorely missed. So, today, I'm treating you to Artemis Fowl (by Eoin Colfer) quotes. :D
1. "Don't look directly at the screen. It's bad for my skin."
-Opal Koboi, from The Opal Deception
2. "Knock yourself out ... Or rather, don't."
-Artemis Fowl, from Artemis Fowl
3. "A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums."
-Holly Short, from The Eternity Code
4. "Oh, brilliant. I must write that one down in my witty retorts book."
-Mulch Diggums, from The Lost Colony
5. "I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared."
-Artemis Fowl, from The Eternity Code
Bonus Quote:
"When are you going to learn, Mud Boy? Your little schemes have a tendency to get people hurt. Usually the people who care about you."
-Holly Short, from The Eternity Code
And now off to scheming. :P
Becca Johnson
